Putin's War. Putin has invaded Ukraine. Putin kills. Putin rapes a child. Putin slaughters a dog and eats it because Putin is hungry, because Putin gave Putin food for 3 days, because Putin planned to finish everything in that time. Putin presses a button and a missile fires.

Putin steals flat screen TV and rips gold earrings from a dead woman's ears. Putin calls his wife (who is also Putin) and brags about how much he has stolen, complaining that the Ukrainians live too large. Putin, in response, groans and laughs.

Putin sends a stolen MacBook Air with a Ukrainian keyboard to Putin. Putin sells it online to another Putin. There was also Putin, who made sure that 45,000 body bags were packed. And there was another Putin who drove the mobile crematoriums.

Then there's Putin, who works in a factory and makes mobile crematoriums without asking questions. And there's Putin, who works in a hospital and knows where all these wounded Putins are coming from but meh.

And then there are the Russian people.
They can't buy a McFlurry.